Hmm...strange..as he's very quiet outside..so I went to look for him.
SHOCK HORROR!! Never in my life would I have thought Adam's capable of this!!
Me: What are you doing???!!!
Guilty faces of both boy and girl (5year old neighbour): "SILENCE"
Me: Adam, get back inside the house. (in a calm voice).
Adam: (starting to bawl and cry) BUT.. but.. Daddy let me go out to play!!!
Me: Get back in the house right now...and I want you to tell Daddy what you did!
INSTANT drying up of tears. He must be thinking..OH! OH!! I'm in the shit house again!!
Me: Go tell Daddy what you did.
Adam: "mumble mumble mumble"
David: Speak up...what did you do??
Adam: "whisper whisper whisper"
Ok, enough with the suspense..since Adam couldn't tell it as well
I still couldn't get the image out of my mind! Geez!!
I walked up to find Adam and his 5year old Papua New Guinean neighbour, on the ground, kissing, with Adam on top of her. It doesn't sound as drastic now but BOY! they were sneaky enough to go and 'do the deed' quickly, it seems, so that "Mummy will not find out"!!
Anyway, I questioned Adam again this morning about his kiss yesterday and I got another shock. It seems this was the SECOND time he's kissed the same girl.
When I asked him why, I tend to believe him when he says, "I told her my Mummy would be angry and it's a naughty thing to do but 'Vinka (the girl's name) said let's do it quickly so your Mummy won't find out"
"So she lie on top of me and then I lie on top of her!"
OH DEAR!! This boy..will give me a whole head of grey hair before he's even 6 years old!!
He's so scared that the girl next door will not be his friend or play with him that he's at her beck and call even though he knows "it's a bad thing to do".
Apparently, they got married first - had a wedding and a ring on her finger as well.. So they figured it's alright to kiss and lie on top of each other!!
The things kids learn and then put to practise nowadays!!
Guess there'll be more talks to this boy about what 5year olds can and cannot do!!
2 comments:
Alamak. The girl must have watched the parents making love.
Well....I wouldn't be so quick to blame the other girl as Adam is simply fascinated with looking at 'leng lui' and he DID get to watch, for a short while, a soft porn channel while we were at his Papa Alfie's resort apartment by accident!!
He certainly remembered what he saw as he told us so!!
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